I'm a graphic designer but my job is honestly that varied I do a lot of different things. For example, I can make tshirts and work with every process of doing so, I can make signs, I can take photographs, I can do advertising and since I own the shop with my dad, me saying I own a shop at the sweet old age of 20, is not a complete fabrication.
What does this have to do with chat up lines? This; if I'm out and I talk to a girl and she asks what I do, I can say I'm a fashion designer or a photographer and since my pals will actually abck this up and I have business cards to go along with it, it can either be good or very bad.
These are the two worst examples of how things went tits up.
Once, I was at a nightclub, talking away to this girl and I go for the fashion designer line, turns out she is doing fashion design. Then instead of things becoming interesting it turned into her, talking about her course, which I frankly do not care for in the slightest. She then starts asking me for tips and advice and then procedding to almost begging me for a job. It was horrible and it's amazing how quickly your opinion on somebody can change.
Second story, takes palce at another night club. A posing nightclub. You know the kind, the kind of club where there are camera flashes every 2 seconds, it's an epilepsy haters wet dream. So me and my pal are outside and this group of girls want their photo taken and since they decided between them that non of them were too ugly to be behind the camera for their 40th group photo that night, they skip asking me, probably because I was too busy concentrating on getting my lighter to work in the wind. My pals says it would be better if I took it because I'm a photographer.
Now, I know I didn't set this up myself but these girls were wanting me to take their pictures all night and I seriously do not know what they were expecting? For me to treat them like models because truth be told, behind the inch of shitty make up, they weren't any where near as nice looking as they thought they were. Drunk girls are crazy enough but drunken girls with an inflamed ego are crazy, annoying and weird.
And that's that.
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