Now don't get me wrong, she is hot. She really is a beautiful looking woman but because of her playing Rachel in friends, I don't think I'll ever find her attractive.
I reckon, even if I spent a full month with her, every single day, I still couldn't. Even in Along Came Polly and The Good Girl, where she did put in a good performance. I was still was thinking at the back of my mind, I don't like you.
Now, this obviously dares the question: What's wrong with rachel from friends?
Well, nothing exactly, just a lot of little things. I'm not really a shallow person, I always go for personality, although truth be told. My girlfriend has to be hot. Sex is an important part of any relationship and you can't really be looking up or down or to the side or in the mirror or whatever your sexual position preference is and think to yourself: eeewwwww!!!
Wow, that didn't even remotely answer that question at all. Here is the list of things that annoy me about Rachel Green; She complains, she is spoiled, she is slightly stupid, she is a pushover, she has standards that she probably doesn't adhere to and seriously what the hell was that list she gave Ross? It was like 14 pages long, who the fuck would create that? Sorry but that shit is not for me and sadly I truely believe that Jennifer Aniston is like that in real life. So I don't blame Brad Pitt for dumping her (Something about killing her dad or something? lol)
The truely sad thing is; is that no member of the Friends cast will ever be able to act in another tv show or movie ever again without somebody assuming they'll be playing the same characters but to be honest, they're probably so rich and sick of it all, they probably never will want to anyway.
I shall call this curse: The Friends Curse. Other people will suffer from it, for example, you can never watch a serious film if Seann William Scott is in it because every time he opens his lips, you are expecting him to act like the Stifmeister.
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