I actually wish Steven Naesmith was a really shit player simply because I have this imaginary conversation that plays in my head and it goes like this:
Random dude: Oh aye, I like Steven Naesmith
Me: Steven Naesmith...STEVEN Naesmith? More like Steven Nae Shite mate!
RD: Aye, I suppose you're right. Nice use of the phrase nae shite, I think I'll start using that again.
Me: Quality.
I love the word crap for two reasons.
1) I just think it's a funny word when used in weird places. Saying 'that's crap!' isn't really funny, but walking into a busy room and shouting 'what's this crap?' is funny, I'm not really sure how it's the same. I also find it funny when people refer to food as crap.
2) Crap was like the first step towards swearing infront of your parents. It all starts with the word crap and it can escalate there, the final step would be cunt but I can't really think of any circumstance where'd you want to say that in front of your parents, unless you were quoting somebody or just like shock value.
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