Piggy Banks and Cannibalism

I finally emptied my piggy bank and at first, it felt like a sexual experience. The hole was that small that all the coins were struggling to simple fall out it. So, after having to prod my finger in and out this tight hole which was conveniently placed where this blue pig's bum hole would be, I had the boring task of counting out £60.23

Seriously, who thought of a piggy bank? It could have been any other animal. Although, not a cat or dog bank because they just sound like a shitty name for a cat or dog pound. I'd like to see odd animal banks or like a 3 legged piggy bank with an afro and glitter.

Is it cruel to feed a pig bacon? cause bacon is delicious, it's one of natures finest meats. And some may consider it even crueler that it's some form of pig taboo that they can't enjoy it without other pigs sticking their nose up at them (haha, I made a pig joke, pigs sticking up their noses)

I don't know if I'd eat a human if it was legal, it probably is legal in Japan or something African country. In a way I'd be curious to try it but only because it is legal. A bit like estacy, I'd never try it now but if it was legal, maybe then I would, even though my only experience with estacy, I was like 14 and it wasn't good. I didn't know it was in my vodka and lilt bottle until I had consumed it. Now my mind wanders but what could possibly have possessed me to think that I was in the little mermaid when walking through a wood and feeling that if I didn't sing under the sea, I could very well die is way beyond me.

Do pigs really have curly tails? Cause if you had to draw a cartoon pig, you'd well draw a curly tail, like an insanely curly pube tail.

Another point about pigs, tattoo artists practise on them because their skin most closely resembles that of human skin. Imagine the pigs were still alive and on a farm somewhere, there is a crew of pigs with a massive collection of shit tattoos. It's mind boggling.