I'm far too lazy to really go and look up Hitler's death on wikipedia but if my memory serves me correctly and this is me remembering a book I read in History one day after being sent to another room for misbehaving. Hitler killed himself and his misses and the bodies were quickly disposed of and the corpses were either so badly burnt, that they were never found or something along these lines.
All these detailed accounts were given and such in the like as you'd expect and it all seemed very above board, but let's rewind for a minute. We're meant to believe a bunch of fucking nazis?
For all we know, Hitler could have hoped and jumped onto a plane, put on his speedos and been enjoying retirement while getting a good LOL at how stupid the world is. I also wonder what else Hitler would have done. Would he have grown a full tash and beard and went exploring the world? Maybe even combed his hair in a different fashion like the fascist he is? It seemed to work for Superman, all he did was remove his glasses, comb his hair in the opposite direction and put his pants on outside. I wonder if anybody has ever been so tired when getting dressed, that they actually put their pants on outside their trousers. You'd never see a female superhero with a thong on outside her tights.
Anyhow, Hitler living it up. Maybe he went to Ibiza and created the foundations for which would be rave music. Knowing full well that Britain would lap it up. Or maybe he went to disneyland, imagine sitting behind him on splash mountain and as the picture was being taken he lifted up his top to show off his pierced nipple, you wouldn't really know what to think.
Either way, I'm like 75% certain, he went back to a very average life, probably never achieving anything great. So if he was working in McDonalds like I assume, he probably never did get those magic 5 stars under his Adolf name badge nor did he ever win employee of the month or the majestic quickest drive thru award. I made that last award up but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.
He probably would have killed his misses so she wouldn't squeal on him. So he'd probably take up speed dating or whatever the hip way to attract the fairer sex was in the 50s. Maybe he took up dogging or swinging, enjoying being single.
Talking about Hitler, I actually wonder if he could scrap. Because looking at him, you really know that you could slap him about and that must have really annoyed a lot of British soldiers knowing that. Imagine how much shit is going on about you in war and it's because of some wee guy, you could deck with a miss.
World War 2 was madness.
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Hitler would be in polo bouncing about shagging guys, we all know this.
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