Basically, the three bears were a broken home. Daddy bear and Mummy bear had been having a lot of arguments recently and because of this, they were sleeping in separate beds (as we see in the story) The arguments had pretty much been because of all the fucked furniture and different porridge eating habits. Seriously, it would drive any man bear insane.
Anyhow, they go away on a walk but I actually believe they were going a walk to a picnic which was the same picnic as 'today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic'.
So they return home to find this skanky ho sleeping in their bed (Probably doing heroin) and their fucked furniture even more fucked than before and slevers in their porridge. That's not a nice way to return from a picnic, especially such a tense picnic since other families were there too and they had to pretend to be a happy family.
This incident cause the daddy bear to go apeshit and get a divorce. Basically the sequel is looking like this in a bullet pointed fashion.
- Baby bear is now teenage angry bear and has to choose which parent to visit at the weekend
- Daddy Bear is fat and single
- Mummy Bear has a toy boy
- Goldilocks is in rehab because sucking cock for coke isn't a good way to live your life.
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