Saturday, 7 March 2009

Terminator & Other Movies.

I think the new terminator movie is going to be fucking amazing. I can't even remember the last time I seen a trailer and thought to myself: 'this movie is going to be tits'

I actually reckon that even if this movie was shit, I'd still love it.

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/terminator-salvation/trailer-b

That's the trailer there btw.

Now, what I love about Terminator: Salvation and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (that's a proper mouthful) is that they both pretend that Terminator 3 never really happened which in my honest opinion is a smart move, because it was nae shite (I'm hoping if I say nae shite enough, it'll start to come back as an acceptable saying to use in daily conversation)

Terminator 3 was bad for many reasons; The fact that John Connor was being played by somebody who reminded me of Will Young, product placement, that it tried to be funny, that the ginger burd annoyed me, that the terminator burd annoyed me or maybe very possibly that it suffered from second sequel syndrome.

Beverly hills cop 1 and 2. Both good and great films. The third one was terrible. The godfather, Shrek, Back to the future, they all suffer from it. There is another trilogy there that I can't think of at the moment and it is doing my tits in. Star Wars! but that's not it either.

It's a dangerous place to go with any set of movies. I'm actually shitting bricks at the prospect of Ghostbusters 3.


update: I found out the other shitty third film. Spiderman 3, it was awful. Something about watching the retard who plays Peter Parker thinking he is a stud, makes me never want to go to a nightclub again, in the suggested idea that a geek has watched this movie and thought; 'Thats the life for me....' Fucking awful.#

update 2: Turns out, the actual movie I was thinking of was infact Blade 3 and for very good reason. Infact 2 very good reasons, no 3.

1) Ryan Reynolds, you cannot take this man seriously, ever. Even if he was built like a brick shit house, you cannot take this man seriously.

2) Triple H did not pedigree anybody.

3) You didn't see the woman's vagina which had fangs on it. Not even on deleted scene was that there, which is disappointing because Ryan Reynolds could have easily made this film into a comedy and this would have been the cherry on top (No pun intended, LOL!!11)

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