Both of these scare the shit out of me and 1 of them has happened and so because of that, I grew a slight fear of it. Shivers down the spine material, I tell you.
1) Imagine, living alone and going for a sleep on the couch. You wake up an hour later to find your phone on your chest and on your phone is a picture of you sleeping there. Same clothes, hair, everything, no doubt that it wasn't you. How much would you shit a brick there? I mean seriously. You'd never want to sleep in your house again. What would be even weirder if this did happen to somebody and they put the picture on bebo or something as their display picture. That would probably freak the person out who took it.
2) Falling with my arms bound. If I was to be thrown off a cliff, I'd like to able to use my arms to some extent, I don't know what I do with them, probably just flap them about and scream but I'd like to know that the last few seconds before I died, I had the option of doing that. I was on a skateboard once, standing with my legs together. It was a cold night, so I had my arms inside my hoodie, my pal thought it would be a delightful idea to kick the skateboard from under my feet. It was disgusting.
Although, that sounds like a shite thing for a pal to, all be it a hilarious thing to do. This was infact revenge. About 3 weeks earlier at a skate park, I was on a half pipe and my pal was standing in the middle, I got to as far I was going and decided to jump off, kicking my skateboard backwards. This skateboard would run down the pipe, happy as larry and fuck my pal's shin. It looked extremly painful, but I imagine developing a vagina on your shin would be painful occurance.
Shin, is a weird looking word.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment