The Amityville Horror

It's the scariest fucking film I have ever seen and I don't know why. Everyboy else found it shite and boring. I think it has something to do with Ryan Reynolds. As I stated in one of the reasons of why Blade 3 was a poor second sequel, you can not take this man seriously which is why when he starts doing freaky thing, it is genuinly scary. It would be like a man in the army looking at a monkey holding a grenade. I assume people in the army see grenades often but because a monkey has one, it's scary.

Not only that, but it's a really jumpy movie, you have two types of scary films; One, where you jump out your seat and when you leave the cinema and look at your seat, you see where your arse was because of the spilled popcorn, case in point The Unborn. The plot was ridiculious, your twin wants to be born but because your gran was a jew in a concentration camp and her twin died, his spirit now wants to take over your body. It's stupid yet provides cheap thrills so it's good. Then you have your complete mind fuck movies, like saw.

Saw is a mind fuck and at some point during watching it if you listen carefully, you'll hear somebody say...'wow, how fucked up is the guy who made these things up?' And they say it like it's their idea and nobody has ever thought of it. It's sexist too, a woman could easily have thought that shit up.

Anyhow, The Amityville Horror is kind of a mix of both. Its jumpy and a mind fuck and I have only watched it 2 and a half times. Once in the cinema where I felt so uncomfortable I wanted to leave. Another time at a gilfriends to show how scary it was. Then I tried to watch it myself, got half way through and really could not handle it any more.

Really, I think the key here to making a scary film is to pout somebody unsuspecting in the main role. If you put Adam Sandler as a cazy guy, you would shit buckets, haha.

If my dad was to answer the question of what is my favourite movie, he's probably say 'end of days' Which was a kind of scary movie, I'll grant it that, especially when you are 12. But that's not the reaosn why I turned it off when watching it with him. The reason being, I knew a massive orgy was coming up and watching a sex scene with your parents that young is just weird and they make stupid jokes to make it even more akward. In this orgy, 3 people turned into two people, it was very sexual and very confusing. Not unlike what I'd imagine it would be like to be gay and 14.

End of days is actually the only film where Big Arnie dies and he even commits suicide in, that's how hard he is to kill. The only person storng enough to kill Arnie is infact....Arnie.

That sounded a bit like a Chuck Norris fact there but Chuck Norris is a dick because I think he sued the guy who made up Chuck Norris facts .com. He actually turned 69 yesterday, yup he's that old. I had assumed he wa slike 55 or something and not a single grey hair in that beard of his.