For some odd reason I decided I'd finally create a blog today and since I did a lot of drinking last night, my only memories from the past 12 hours involve my dream and waking up this morning naked, using my dressing gown as a duvet. Now that I've covered this morning, I'll swiftly move onto my dream, which was odd...
..So basically it starts that I'm in the pub and there is this table and there are 4 women there being bitchy as hell. Making odd demands and complaining about everything. So I'm in the kitchen (My girlfriend works there and I was talking to her, not just sneaking around stealing chips, steak pies or whatever pub food you believe in) and I she said she'd love to throw a glass in her face. SO this gave me a brilliant idea, I'd throw a glass of water in her face.
Needless to say she didn't like this and now apparently, I've started some war with her and her lawyers and all that gash. personally I don't know this woman, so I do not care. So later on, me and my pal are walking home, and 2 scooters go by and who would be on it? That's right, that woman with another lady friend and 2 massive guys. So they try and block our path and a fight breaks out. You'd look at these guys and think, they can fucking scrap but honestly, you could scream loud enough to knock them so it got to point of constantly punching them, them getting knocked out, collecting myself, them waking up, knocking them, rinse and repeat about 6 times. Then it got to the point of me thinking 1) I'm tired and 2) I'm bored.
I go home and find out this woman is some show called 60 rock which I assume was meant to be 30 rock but seeing as how I have never watched it nor know who's on it, I just made up the cast.
Again, later on, I'm walking home and somebody decided to build an american football pitch there and who would be playing? Will Smith himself and some kid. I try my best to join in but apparently throwing an american football is not my strong point. Turns out these two people are in the same show as this woman. Everybody hates her.
Then the dream goes a bit vague here. I'm unsure what happens but that bitch got what was coming to her.
This was a rubbish first post.
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