Fat people

There are three types of fat people in the world.

1) Fat people who accept it and go about their lives.
2) fat people who do something about it.
and
3) Fat people who complain about being fat.

Now, I've never been obese although I eat as if I am so I don't know this for certain. But how hard can it be lose weight, I mean seriously? It's more effort to actually eat food than to not. I've heard this theory that it requires more energy to eat celery than what it actually gives you in return so if you still have that urge to eat, eat celery. I think it's delicious although this is just a hunch but I think fat people have different taste buds to us skinnies.

I might be onto something here. Now do they taste more or less than what we do? I hear that that when you fly in a plane, a 1/3 of your taste buds do not work, that's why plane food is shit, it's also meant to be really salty, like a whale's vagina. Perhaps there is some relation to fat people and flying, which would be ironic considering how small plane seats are. Right, I'm going off on a tangent here so I'll say what I was going to.

If you're fat and complain about it and make no effort to go to the gym or diet, then all I have to say is....you're fucking annoying.