Driving

So I finally pass my driving test and really I should be thrilled but honestly, I don't think I even really care.

It takes some drivers about 2months to get bored of driving, perhaps even 2 years for others but I seriously reckon it took me a whole of 2 hours to get fed up. It could be that the only car I have access to is slower than a glacier but I don't think that's it.

These are my driving thoughts so far after not even 2 days.

1) Driving alone is really really really lonely. I can sit in my room, even now typing this and not feel alone. But in a car, it's completely different. No msn. No phone. You're basically in a small metal tin that is shut off from the outside world. Although you can sing along to the radio or whatever. One of the greatest joys of being in a car and I suggest everybody try this because you will feel a great deal of satisfaction. If you ever see somebody singing in a car opposite you, flick through the radio station cause if you find the radio station you are singing along too, it will be funny as fuck plus you feel like you deserved it with the little effort you put in.

2) Speeding isn't really that fun. I've been a max of 10mph over the speed limit and even then that was changing lane to make sure I got ahead of a car. Yup, boring.

3) I was feeling quite nervous before my test, I didn't think I was going to pass nor did I think I was going to fail. So I basically very highly recommended by a very sexy lady to take kalms as it 'kalms' your nerves (HAHAHA, GET IT?.......) anyhow, it made me quite relaxed, a little too relaxed, so relaxed infact that I felt really sleepy. Essentially I took a mild form of Valium. Now normally when you're tired it's a weird sensation however when you're barely over an hour from your driving test and you're starting to slouch and get heavy eyes and are too 'kalms' to care, it's a tough situation to be in. Although in retrospect, I think I wouldn't have passed without it plus I think it's a really funny story, haha and not just cause of the 'kalms' joke.

4) Pubs are nae shite when sober. I've been sober in a pub lots, but usually that feeling fades after my second pint (just to point out, I'm not a lightweight, I just start to buzz around this point) so I feel fine. But watching football while drinking, a can of irn bru, a can of redbull, a bottle of water and fresh orange juice was a little bit.....not worth it.

That's my thoughts on driving so far, actually I have another. I fucking hate carrying a passport around for ID, especially when I'm using my old one and I look retarded in it, although it makes me laugh.

Speaking of the football actually, does anybody else think that Christian Dailly could possibly a long lost brother of the Jonas Brothers?

Speaking of the Jonas Brothers, they have a 3d movie coming out but that's not important but what is important is that trailer was on before Monsters Vs Aliens.

Now, I don't laugh in the cinema, as it does my tits in, it really does. Especially when you have to sit near somebody with an annoying laugh, the annoying laugh where it isn't quite funny or so annoying it was funny but now you feel like throwing something off them and popcorn won't do cause it's too light. Skittles might but they're too tasty. Your gigantic cup of fanta would but you only get one shot and if you miss which you easily could cause the thing weighs about 5kg then you're going to look like a right knob. I suggest minstrels, they have a nice weight and are saucer shaped so they'll slice through the air with perfect accuracy.

Anyhow, my main point here is that Monsters Vs Aliens was a shit hot movie and the 3d was amazing. I LOL'd a lot.